When Elves Attack

by Tim Dorsey

Part of Serge Storms, book 14

First published 2011

December in Florida means palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights and Santa in a neon Speedo. Serge Storms embraces the holiday spirit with his own special brand of generosity. This bighearted psychopath fills his sleigh with unforgettable gifts for those who have been naughty or nice. First comes the office Christmas party, where Serge spreads his unique form of cheer. Then there's the last minute shopping spree at the mall, complete with dangerous elves that actually bite unsuspecting customers. Forget the traditional photo with Santa. Serge offers a lap ride that visitors will never forget. His companion Coleman, that addled elf, dreams of a white Christmas in the most literal sense possible. Together they head to the dunes of South Beach to roast nuts over an open fire and demonstrate that reindeer truly can fly. This holiday season combines six packs, spiked eggnog, and Serge's twisted sense of justice in the balmy paradise of the Sunshine State.

Genres: fiction, adventure, mystery, crime, action, comedy

Vibes: fast-paced, humorous, suspenseful

Tropes: antihero, dark-humor, holiday-themed

Setting: Florida, South Beach

Period: December

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Content warnings: violence

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