First published 2009
Andy Borowitz presents a mock survival manual for CEOs who find themselves trading corner offices for prison cells. This parody guide addresses the unique challenges facing white-collar criminals as they navigate life behind bars. The book covers essential topics like transforming from victim to leader within a week, applying corporate principles to prison survival, and mastering the art of institutional politics. Readers will find a comprehensive translation guide between prison slang and business terminology, advice on optimizing cell layouts using feng shui principles, strategies for avoiding literal backstabbing incidents, and reviews of correctional facility cuisine. Borowitz combines sharp corporate satire with prison comedy, creating a humorous take on executive downfall and adaptation. The guide serves as both a commentary on corporate culture and a tongue-in-cheek preparation manual for disgraced business leaders facing incarceration.
Genres: satire, humor, business, crime, non-fiction, comedy
Vibes: dark-humor, fast-paced, satirical, thought-provoking
Tropes: fish-out-of-water, satire
96 pages · Kindle Edition · Simon Schuster